

Jesse Eisenberg’s audition tape for Jersey Shore, Pt. I

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
Great Britain’s Diving Team
REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE EDITED THE STAR TREK AUDIOBOOK TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE ZACHARY QUINTO WAS NARRATING KIRK/SPOCK PORN
Andrew Garfield on what he’s wearing at the MTV Movie Awards.
Seriously. This idiot.

Oh god..
